Top 5 excuses I've ever heard used by my mates for not having a drink with someone they don't want to talk to:
1) I would but I just remembered I painted my living room and I want to go and watch it dry (Not actually used but Rich said it as advice and it made me laugh too much)
2) I would but I can't help thinking I might stab you
3) I would but I find your child more attractive than I should and don't want to rape them.
4) I would but I just remembered you irritate the fuck out of me
5) Ending our friendship was the best thing I've ever done so I think I'll pass on that drink in favour of....anything
Wednesday 27 February 2008
Tuesday 12 February 2008
Conservatives are a bit nuts
I've been laughing solidly since I stumbled across this little website of dreams. It's sponsered by fox. Which is a worry
Also I cooked some tasty tasty food for my lunch today. It's called Tempeh, Tsuyu, Carrot and that basically says it all. But my is it tasty :D
I booked 4 tickets to go and see Al Murray's Happy Hour being filmed on April 1st which is quite exciting. Sorta a birthday present for myself.
This is rather a bitty entry. Never mind.
I'm trying to go to uni next year. I figure I'm mature enough now to realise the importance of actually doing the work. I definately didn't when I left college. I didn't get the importance of not wasting money then either. Though I am still struggling with that one to be honest.
Oh if anyone who reads this knows of a job vacancy for daytime weekday stuff let me know. Money is rather tight these days and I'm planning to go away in June.
Also I cooked some tasty tasty food for my lunch today. It's called Tempeh, Tsuyu, Carrot and that basically says it all. But my is it tasty :D
I booked 4 tickets to go and see Al Murray's Happy Hour being filmed on April 1st which is quite exciting. Sorta a birthday present for myself.
This is rather a bitty entry. Never mind.
I'm trying to go to uni next year. I figure I'm mature enough now to realise the importance of actually doing the work. I definately didn't when I left college. I didn't get the importance of not wasting money then either. Though I am still struggling with that one to be honest.
Oh if anyone who reads this knows of a job vacancy for daytime weekday stuff let me know. Money is rather tight these days and I'm planning to go away in June.
Tuesday 5 February 2008
Gone and a little bit forgotten
I haven't posted in a bit simply because I made the rule not to be stupid and feelingy on this doobery and dammit I'm sticking to that.
Anyway I was thinking today about how everyone pretends.
We all do. Pretend to care about the fact that someone has something happening in their lives that has actually no impact in our own and stuff.
What I concluded from a rather tedious chain of thought is that the only reason we do it is so that other people will do it to us.
It is an entirely selfish act that enables us to be pissed off at someone for not being interested in our tedious little lives.
Instead of being pessimistic about this, I saw it as a great thing about humanity. I really think that our want for other people to take even the most forced interest in our lives forces us to want to live a more exciting life.
To me that is a beautiful thing. Not for the reason behind the act, but for the act itself.
I don't think I would have done a large amount of the things I have done knowingly without the influence of how I could inform someone of what I had done.
Maybe that makes me childish. Or shallow. Or any number of names that people have for similar things. In my mind it makes me human and I think that I am not alone in these things.
Deep things aside I bought some very pretty wool today from wicker and gear in NX and am rather excited about meeting with the meantimeknitters for some teaching wonderment.
I have more blood tests tomorrow and will possibly within a week know what's wrong with me. This is a passing mention only for those of you I have informed of my crazy things.
Peace, Love and low interest rates on your savings accounts
Anyway I was thinking today about how everyone pretends.
We all do. Pretend to care about the fact that someone has something happening in their lives that has actually no impact in our own and stuff.
What I concluded from a rather tedious chain of thought is that the only reason we do it is so that other people will do it to us.
It is an entirely selfish act that enables us to be pissed off at someone for not being interested in our tedious little lives.
Instead of being pessimistic about this, I saw it as a great thing about humanity. I really think that our want for other people to take even the most forced interest in our lives forces us to want to live a more exciting life.
To me that is a beautiful thing. Not for the reason behind the act, but for the act itself.
I don't think I would have done a large amount of the things I have done knowingly without the influence of how I could inform someone of what I had done.
Maybe that makes me childish. Or shallow. Or any number of names that people have for similar things. In my mind it makes me human and I think that I am not alone in these things.
Deep things aside I bought some very pretty wool today from wicker and gear in NX and am rather excited about meeting with the meantimeknitters for some teaching wonderment.
I have more blood tests tomorrow and will possibly within a week know what's wrong with me. This is a passing mention only for those of you I have informed of my crazy things.
Peace, Love and low interest rates on your savings accounts
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