Top 5 excuses I've ever heard used by my mates for not having a drink with someone they don't want to talk to:
1) I would but I just remembered I painted my living room and I want to go and watch it dry (Not actually used but Rich said it as advice and it made me laugh too much)
2) I would but I can't help thinking I might stab you
3) I would but I find your child more attractive than I should and don't want to rape them.
4) I would but I just remembered you irritate the fuck out of me
5) Ending our friendship was the best thing I've ever done so I think I'll pass on that drink in favour of....anything
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